Guys, I have a confession, I fucking suck at writing. I’m sorry, I wasted my 4 years in college getting a worthless computer science degree I don’t even use (because most of the low-level positions I qualify for in the people’s republic of California have been outsourced to India) instead of following my dreams and pursuing something in the creative arts. Which goes to show that “learning how to code” really isn’t that complicated if an uneducated man in the literal anus of the planet can do it. But that’s besides the point.
I have abso-fuckin-lutely no idea what to do with this dumb ass blog, so I figured I would write an entry from the heart. I like the idea of writing narrative-style articles about various people of interest to me like obscure internet personalities and criminals. I also have a lot of political opinions raging inside my skull that I have no purpose for. Might as well write them down somewhere while I still have the right to freedom of expression.